Body:PLEASE READ THIS!!!1 Now that you've already opened it!!

There was this guy.... and this girl... and they were JUST LIKE YOU (well, one 
of them, anyway). And one night the guy wanted to tell the girl how much he 
loved her.....

Guy: i wanted to tell u how much i loved you, i mean how much i love you
Girl: ok
Guy: i love you as much as the stars in the sky... there is no one bigger than 
the deepest ocean that could keep me from loving u. in other words, i love u a 
lot. :D
Girl: did u steal that from a song??
Guy: oh idk
Girl: no i tihnk you did its by Petula Clark. or something.
Guy: then I must haev heard in on teh radio cuz i certainly dont play her 
records while no ones home or anything
Girl: well i dont' care i love u 2.
Guy: how much... jw
Girl: i love you alot also. but y do u ask? its like we love each other or 
something?
Guy: oh no reason, whatever,,,....

The next moment, someone operating heavy machinery under the influence of cough 
medicine crashed into the house, ripping hte boy's body in half and severely 
injuring her, but not killing her or anything, cause only the guy's allowed to 
die. She opened the note that he had just given to her that i frogot to 
mention: it said:

"Milk, bread, eggs, beans, five"

and on the back it said:

"In case I get injured by a heavy machinery, I'll always love u"

And then she cried a lot. and called an ambulance.

NOW...  U HAVE TO DO THIS TOO
REALLY IT WORKS! I JUST WROTE IT BUT IT REALLY DOSE!!!

1. Pick a color and write it down.

2. Don't look a head, that's cheating!!

2. If you're in love, write that person's name down.

3. If you're not, ha ha ha.

4. now write a number between 1 and 459.

5 next to tHat write your birthday in YYYY-MM-DD format.

6. Draw a box around your birhtday and decorate it to taste.

7. now write this down for the day of the month you were born:
1: freaky
2: brown
3: black
4: horny
5: aliceblue
6: 498229
7: ;ladshfa
8: normal
9; well-mannered
10: well-tempered
11: malleable
12: lonely
13: goth
14: emo
15: freaky
16: chain smoking
17: writing
18: jumping
19: flirting
20: wishy-washy
21: right-brained
22: left-brained
23: no-brained
24: magenta
25: crystalline
26: (write anything)
27: roving
28: ductile
29: prehensile
30: aqueous
31: German
32: amazing!!!

8. now write this for the month you were born:

Januray: tomcat
Februray: (write anything)
March: aquamarine
April: hobo
June: Visage
July: gerund
August: sandcastle
September; edgar
OCtober: the WB
Noviembre: chimichanga
diciembre: blue topaz

9. this is number 9

NOW MAKE AWISH...............................

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OK that's enough.

Now if you repost this to 459 peolpe witihn 3.14159268 seconds then something 
good will happen to you at 11:02:58 EST (10:02:58 Central) tonite!!!!! if that 
has already passed then TOMORROW NITE!!
Specificially... the love of your're life will call you and axe you <3 to hook 
up or something!! <3 <3 <
Yeah, because I said so!!

But if you dont repost this then you will get CANCKER just like the 
aforementioned boy or BE RAPED like that girl and Tom will delete your account 
and you will have a bad sex life for 45 minutes!! Because I said so!!!!

OH AND ALSO YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS AS:::
"I wouldn never do that" (if your a guy)
"Thats gotta hurt" (if your a girl)
"Jesus Loves Me" (if your a girl)
"Jesus Loves Me" (if your a guy)
"I'm the pride of the peaches" (if your either)
"I got a white girl pregnant" (if your Jesus)
"PLEASE READ" (if your boring)
or if you want
"I'm a (whatever you wrote for 7) (whatever you wrote for 8)"