Florida dreamin': Natasha's view (part 2)

This is the second of two guest posts by my friend Natasha, who visited me from Thunder Bay, Ontario, in June. Read the previous installment to get caught up.

On Wednesday, Jordon invited me to have lunch with two of his good friends, Nick and Mike. I had never been to Hooters prior to my Florida visit, but it was an experience. We had a nice time with Nike and Mike, and went back to the house for more down time. Kristen then invited Jordon and I to go for sushi with a friend of hers. The sushi place was pretty packed, but we managed to find a booth. We enjoyed our dinner and conversations, and headed back to the house. We hung out with a couple of Jordon’s friends till it was time to go back home.

Thursday morning we lounged around for most of the day. One thing I wanted to do was go to Build-A-Bear Workshop and get a memorable animal friend for my nephew, Traden. They didn’t end up having the Gator, so we decided on a baby Florida panther. We dressed it in a UF t-shirt, jorts, converse sneakers, and aviator sunglasses. Even though Traden is very small, he loved it when I gave it to him. After that, Jordon and I decided to get some pictures taken in a photo booth. It was a lot of fun, and the photo’s turned out to be stickers! I wonder where Jordon has decided to stick his. I haven’t stuck mine anywhere yet; I haven’t found a place special enough. When we returned back to the house, we had dinner with Jordon’s family and Kristen’s friend. Jordon and I decided to watch Harry Potter after dinner; soon after the movie was over I fell asleep.

Friday was a day I had been looking forward to since I arrived. It was the day that we were going to Miami! Jordon’s dad dropped us off at the train station, and we boarded the train to Miami. It didn’t take very long to get there. Once we were there we had lunch at a small sandwich shop, and walked around for a while. We went to this outdoor mall which was neat, and I did some shopping for my nephews, Benton and Traden. We then met up with Andy, Kristen, and Kevin. We enjoyed some Starbucks, parted ways with Kevin and Kristen and Andy, Jordon and I headed to the Miami Seaquarium. I had never seen sea life like killer whales, manatees, and sea lions before. It was a worthwhile experience, although I felt like I was dying in the heat. We were getting pretty hungry after seeing all that fish (just joking), so we headed over to an area in Miami called Little Havana. We enjoyed our meals and afterwards met back up with Kristen and Kevin. We went to South Beach and checked out all the amazing scenery and stores. The beach at night time almost took my breath away. The contrast between the shoreline with all the lights, and the ocean at night was surreal. After taking more pictures at the beach, we stopped by Nick’s house and had a nice visit, where we enjoyed playing some fun games. Jordon and Andy took a drive to Taco Bell which was lovely. We then decided it was time to go home in the wee hours of the morning and get some sleep.

Saturday almost killed me. We went to the beach during the day which was the first time during my visit. The sand was so hot; it felt like I was walking on hot coals. I couldn’t understand why someone would want to put themselves through that. We left shortly after and relaxed in the pool at Jordon’s house which was much better than frying alive. Because it was my last night in Florida, I wanted everyone to get dressed up and join Jordon and I for dinner. We went to a Chinese restaurant and enjoyed our dinner’s and everyone’s company. Saying goodbye to everyone I had met that evening was another bittersweet moment. It was starting to settle into my brain that I was leaving the next day.

When I awoke in the morning on Sunday, I was happy to be going home but sad at the same time that I would be leaving behind all the amazing people I had met. The experiences I had in Florida would forever be in my heart, as well as the people. Jordon and I had brunch with his family, and we then had to leave to get me to the airport on time. We took a couple family pictures plus one (me). Saying goodbye to Kristen was awful! We both started to lose our composure and tear up, but I guess that goes to show you how close you can grow to someone in a short amount of time. On the way to the airport, I was worried that I was going to react the same way when saying goodbye to Jordon. When I got out of the car, a feeling of ease washed over me. I knew I would see Jordon again, whether it be in Florida or back in Thunder Bay. Knowing that I would see him soon again comforted me. We gave each other a hug, said goodbye and I walked through those airport doors ready to go home, feeling like I did what I wanted while I was there, and enjoying every moment of it.

I want to thank everyone for making my visit so special; I will never forget any of you. And Jordon? I’ll see you soon.

Florida dreamin': Natasha's view (part 1)

Here's the first of two guest posts by my friend Natasha, who visited me from Thunder Bay, Ontario, in June.

As most of you know, Jordon and I have been friends for a very long time. We initially started talking through his blog. We always spoke of meeting in person, but this summer we decided to make it a reality. This post will show you my perspective of the visit!

I awoke that morning feeling very tired and slightly confused as to why I was waking up so early. It didn’t take long for me to realize it was because I had to catch an international flight to Florida, with a layover in Toronto. I completed my morning routine, checked my suitcase to ensure I had packed everything I needed and headed out the door of my small Thunder Bay apartment with a smile on my face.

My boyfriend Kenny kindly drove me to the airport and we exchanged our bittersweet goodbyes as I headed through airport security. I knew I would miss him a lot but this break from my regular life was well needed. After boarding the plane, I still couldn’t believe I was finally going to meet Jordon and spend time with him for an entire week! I was so excited.

Once I got into Toronto, my aunt was there to pick me up. We had breakfast and spent some time together which was much better than sitting in the airport alone for a few hours. We then headed back to the airport so I could board the plane to Fort Lauderdale.

The golden sand surrounding the coast, and the bright blue water reassured me that I was finally in Florida. As soon as I stepped off the plane I could smell the difference in the air as well as feel the difference in temperature. My friend Marcy told me to expect the air to smell like heaven, and I admit, it smelled pretty darn close. I didn’t know where Jordon would be when I got off the plane but a quick text informed me that he was by the baggage claim. I walked towards the claim, searching for the face I had waited to see. It didn’t take long for me to find him in the crowd of strangers. We both were smiling ear to ear as I proceeded to pick up my enormous suitcase.

The drive to Jordon’s house from Fort Lauderdale wasn’t very long, but I did enjoy the time it gave me to chat a little with Jordon and his mom and check out to the scenery a little bit. I noticed that there were palm trees everywhere! Once we got to the house Jordon showed me where I would be staying and made a quick trip to Walgreens so I could pick up postcards to send to Kenny, a couple of my friends and family. We had dinner with Jordon’s family, and Kristen’s friend Kevin. They decided to play the Beatles Monopoly that I gave Jordon. I could feel the heaviness of my eyes from my day of travels and decided to give them a rest.

The next morning, we decided to go shopping in Boca Raton which was amazing! I brought a lot of clothes with me, but wasn’t really sure what to expect. I ended up buying a couple dresses and lighter clothes than what I had brought. We spent most of the day shopping, and after a few hours I knew Jordon wanted to go home. Shopping with girls can’t be that enjoyable, although he insisted that he was having fun. When returning back to the house we had dinner. Jordon’s mom and dad made some amazing meals while I was there. Jordon, Kristen, Kristen’s friend Nathalie and I then went to the beach and enjoyed some night swimming, and wandering around the pier. We left shortly after, and headed to Mizner Park for some frozen yogurt. Not only did we enjoy frozen yogurt, but we also had a lot of fun taking lots of pictures. That was one thing Jordon made sure of. I definitely did not want to forget a single moment on my visit.

When I woke up the next morning (Tuesday), I was pretty tired from all the fun shenanigans we had the prior night. Later in the afternoon we went to Taco Bell with Jordon’s friend Andy and Kristen. I had never had Taco Bell before and I fully enjoyed it. It wouldn’t be the first time I had Taco Bell during my visit. Muah ha ha. We decided to go to IKEA, which was insane! I loved seeing all the diverse furniture and household accessories, we ended up taking a ton of pictures that I absolutely adore. We then went to Las Olas which was beautiful. We had a lot of fun playing with this really rad fountain that you were able to control with motion sensors. Laughs were had and more photos were taken. We ended up going to the Cheesecake Factory for dinner; I think I almost died from amazing food overload. We walked around Las Olas after dinner, took more pictures and then decided to call it a night.

Bloggers: a comparison

I'm Kirsten, from All About Me - And Then Some, and Jordon is super busy right now so he asked me to help keep his blog alive, so here I am. Today I wanted to do a comparison because I didn't know what else to blog about on someone else's personal blog.

Jordon: blogs about stuff
Kirsten: blogs about herself - and then some

Jordon: living the collegiate life
Kirsten: living in a cubicle

Jordon: lives in balmy Florida
Kirsten: lives in blistering Las Vegas

Jordon: is 21 and doesn't look like he has any wrinkles or gray hairs
Kirsten: has been 29 for seven years now and while she's avoided wrinkles so far, the gray hairs are creeping in

Jordon: knows html
Kirsten: knows html, more or less

Jordon: knows php
Kirsten: knows php when she sees it but doesn't quite know what to do with it

Jordon: is a coding maniac
Kirsten: sucks at all kinds of coding

Jordon: knows what algorithms are
Kirsten: barely has any rhythm

Jordon: listens to The Beetles
Kirsten: listens to angsty chick music

Jordon: will graduate college with a 4-year degree and some career direction
Kirsten: graduated with a 2-year degree in liberal arts and still has no direction

Jordon: went to Europe and was able to meet all sorts of people because of years of dedicated, self-motivated Esperanto studies
Kirsten: went to Europe and was not able to speak to anyone despite 6 years of French studies

Jordon: puts interesting links at the end of nearly every post
Kirsten: stayed up way too late and couldn't find anything link worthy, so is encouraging everyone to go to wikipedia and just keep clicking on "Random Article" until something interesting comes along

How to Buy A Space Shuttle With Duct Tape

I'll be back to a regular posting schedule soon, but in the meantime, here's another guest post from Peter Hurford. Are my "Links At The End of the Post"^TM really that famous?

It's me again; the Greatplay.net Peter Guy. Jordon is busy "entertaining" -- whatever that might mean -- so he told me specifically to, and I quote, "[f]eel free to be TWoS's first repeat guest poster." So, while Jordon may be coming back on Tuesday, I can sneak this guest post in before he gets back.

But what should I blog about? I warn you that it's very dangerous to blog without "A Concrete Idea"^TM beforehand. Otherwise you end up with rambly posts like this one, instead of cool things like Monkeys on Typewriters.

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So, instead I'm going to tell you a little story. Here you go:

How to Buy A Space Shuttle With Duct Tape
by Peter Hurford

First, head down to your basement and into your time machine. The reason the time machine exists in your basement will be explained later -- you should not actually need a time machine to complete this journey. You only need Duct Tape.

Operate your time machine and travel into the future until you get to an era where time machines have been invented. Use your $1 million to buy your own time machine. Send this time machine back in time to your basement, present day. This accounts for the time machine in the previous paragraph. Like the time machine, the $1 million will be explained later, and are not needed to start the journey.

After you have your time machine, go back in time to 1920 and open a bank account. Find someone and offer to trade your duct tape for a penny. They will definitely accept, as duct tape had not yet been invented, and thus is an unseen wonder. Deposit your penny into an account with 3% interest, compounded annually. By the time you get back to 2010, you should end up with $0.14 in 1920s money, which, due to interest, is now worth $1.44. Offer to buy money dated before 1920 on ebay, using your new $1.44.

Now that you have $1.44 in 1920s money, go back in time and redeposit that in your account along with the penny you found on the ground. Going back to 2010, you should now have $167.39, with interest and adjusted for inflation. You will have to repeat this process two more times to get $1 million -- specifically, you'd have $3,610,088.83. You can then use to buy the time machine in the second paragraph, which will account for the time machine in your basement in the first paragraph.

NASA says that a space shuttle costs about $1.7 billion. Assuming the time machine costs $1 million, you should have $2,610,088.83 left over. Going back and forth between 1920 and 2010, starting with $2,610,088.83, you should need to make two trips to get $1.7 billion -- specifically, you'd have $56,291,504,222.13.

So buy the space shuttle. You lose your duct tape in the process, but you get a space shuttle, and you should have enough money left over to launch it. If not, one more trip with your remaining $54.6 billion should net you an additional $7.9 trillion.

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Since this is the website that requires "Links At The End of the Post"^TM, here's the compounding interest calculator and the inflation calculator I used for the math in my story.

If Jordon were writing this post, he probably would have linked to stuff off of The J-Walk Blog. The comparison of the Big Mac and Burger King Burger seems interesting, seeing if that commercial is really true. And here's a picture of the world's tallest man and the world's smallest man.

If I were writing for the World of Stuff, my go-to link site would probably be Digg -- today there's this picture of a door, this failure at the FBI, this retrospective about buying drinks for girls at a bar, and how to spot bogus user reviews.

Well, with that, I'm off.

See you around, stuffers!

What TWoS Means to Me

While I'm busy entertaining a guest, Peter Hurford satiates your hunger for stuff with this site's first guest post in two and a half years.

Hi! I'm Peter Hurford. I run the amazing website Greatplay.net, which Jordon sometimes links to -- for example in this post and then in this post, and in that fancy blogroll in the sidebar.

I actually asked Jordon to let me guest post because I was bored, but apparently he is -- quote -- "not sure when [he'll] have time to write a post next". So you ended up with me or nothing. And I'm hoping you prefer me over nothing. Feel free to compare me to the other guest posts if you want to know how I'm doing.

Actually, that was more of a demand. You WILL prefer me over nothing. I'm hoping the lack of any serious competition (from Jordon during this week, not from the other guest posts) will get my demand off the ground.

Anyways, the fact is that I like The World of Stuff a lot, and it really motivated me to bring my own blog off the ground. I vaguely remember stumbling upon it because of The Ultimate Cool Characters back in 2005ish, about 2 or 3 tWoS web redesigns ago. I had my own Greatplay.net back then and it was about 50% more personal and 75% less updated than it is now.

I got involved with The World of Stuff directly when I asked for a link exchange, back when friendly link exchanges were considered "cool". I ended up in his sidebar (which now contains many blogs), and he ended up in mine (which used to contain two blogs, and now doesn't exist.) For some reason, Greatplay.net was then doing very well traffic-wise (something that I can't seem to recapture) while tWoS ended up staying about even. Jordon then asked me for advice! (Of course, today, the tables are turned.)

In 2007, I was behind in technology in keeping up with TWoS. Jordon had this cool thing called PLAPS which, while no longer defined on the site anywhere (as far as I can tell) used to be a script that would allow you to write posts ahead of time and then suspend them, scheduling them to not appear to the public until later. This allowed one to develop content on a regular schedule while secretly writing nearly everything on weekends, or seem to post while secretly on vacation. I wanted to try to use PLAPs. But by then, Jordon had already discovered Wordpress, something I had never heard of!

I then sat around for some more years and then relaunched my site with Wordpress on March 2009, more or less the way it is now. For those that don't know, Wordpress is a blogging software that lets you run a blog on your site without having to script the entire system by yourself (which would take weeks). I also got the idea for Ask Jordon, pretty much stolen, but with a nice link on my site. I, however, gave Jordon the idea of "Jordon Asks You" (except he gave it the cool Russian Reversal name). So I guess it's pretty much even, assuming "Jordon Asks You" still ran, which it does not.

But the end of the story is that if it wasn't for Jordon, I probably would never have Wordpress, I would never have Ask Peter, and I would likely never have the blog I have today.

Therefore, I blame Jordon entirely for my lack of success.

And you can blame Jordon for the existence of this post.

Thank you.

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

I'm on vacation till Saturday, so I've non-desperately asked my sister, who's actually on vacation with me, to write a guest post.

Jordon told me he was getting desperate, and now I know it. I’m Kristen, Jordon’s twin sister, who should be mentioned more but tragically isn’t. (And yes, I’m older than he is). I don’t really know what I’m supposed to be talking about, but give me a break because the last time I did this sort of thing was when I had a Livejournal back in the day. I’m sort of like Jordon, except a little bit less cynical and maybe not as eloquent. Oh, and I write stream-of-consciousness, as if it wasn’t evident by now.

Well, our graduation was last Tuesday the 29th, and I cannot believe I’m out of high school. It was a long four years and a short four years at the same time. That kind of thing where you want time to fly when you’re bored to tears, and time to stand still when you’re having the time of your life. Actually, graduation was that kind of thing all rolled into one night. I was so excited and so, so ready to leave high school behind, but when we were all together for graduation practice and graduation afterwards, I had so much fun with everyone from my class. After the ceremony, it was so crowded and there was such a rush; I wanted to say good-bye to some of my friends, but, like Jordon said, “That’s what graduation parties are for”. Also, I’m going to miss some of my teachers more than I can even fathom (which is either amazingly sweet or terribly creepy), but I can’t invite them to my graduation party because that would be terribly creepy as well.

And honestly, I don’t feel like I’ve learned much of anything so far, even with my high school diploma. I simply can’t imagine going off to get a job – whatever that means – with all my preparedness that has prepared me preparingly for the work force. But I bet I’ll feel the same way after I graduate college, though that’s the time when I’m really supposed to be “ready” for a job. Truthfully, I never want to be ready for a job. Although I don’t want to be in school forever either. Whatever. I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Other notable(?) things: I gave blood for the first time yesterday, all for a free movie ticket. Lord, I’m cheap. Also, I’m currently obsessed with my iPod, which I just got a few days ago – I know, I’m miles behind the bandwagon, but Jordon still hasn’t gotten one. Oh, and it’s a (Product)Red iPod, which donates some of the profits to help prevent AIDS in Africa, so I can pretend to be politically aware and compassionate and philanthropic, all while jamming to horribly superficial songs. I should be packing my things for our cruise which is tomorrow morni- I mean, where we are right now, partying it up.

And since I have no originality, I’m giving shout-outs to the people I’ve loved this school year and who I’d be bored and/or insane without: I love you Lisa and Nathalie!; Jennifer, my in-school twin, who really should go to UF with me instead of UM; Dania, who’s probably eating right now :); Kim and Caitlin, make Pompano High great next year because I won’t be there to do so; Danny and Billy, the twins who Jordon and I have known since we were two(!) and who tore up high school.

I think my fifteen minutes is up.

Oh, I’m supposed to put links and things up: Here’s a picture of Johnny Depp (yes, the Johnny Depp), who I saw play at a local club a few months ago here in Florida.

Pretty /b/ but no one did /r/ a rant...

Hello everyone, I am Gilbert. I shall be doing a guest post for today.

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I wanted to be able to rant about something, but i couldn't think of anything that would be proper to rant about. Don't you just hate it when you cant think of what a good rant would be? So many things that suck and could be bickered on... yet I could not think of anything. A rant should be good, and have some sort of meaning to it, and if it can contain a lesson, that would be awesome too. But did I find a proper one? No... I did not...

Anyway... you may know me as the occasional mention on this web log, y'know, the guy obssesed with altering the images with pictures of Jordon... It's fun... really. In fact I propose a competition... altering of Jordon's picture, you wont win anything good... or anything... but you'll have fun (and if Jordon put's them up you can steal his bandwith later... or can you?) Anyway... just send the pictures to P.O. Box 5820 santa monica california 90091. < <(joke) Actually, send to hydrogsogilby at gmail dot com. The "winner" get's a mention or something... but if you participate... then we're all losers... I mean winners...

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Hasta luego.

We'll Meet Again

Greetings, Stuffers,

As I write this, it's the day after school let out, though JOR-DON won't publish it until after he leaves for his “vacation.” Jordon has asked the rest of The Five to write guest posts for some reason or another. (I'm not sure why at all: he has stacks of material ready in case of death so that none of you will figure it out for a while. Clues are included in matrices within the text.) Since I plan to refer to The Five many, many times in the future and no one will know what I'm talking about, I'm taking this opportunity to be sentimental (aw).

It was only two or three weeks ago that I announced that I was definitely not the sentimental one when we were discussing one of the many articles I've been meaning to write for The Pulse. So much for that.

In an extremely lucid and insightful moment – unlike any I've had since the one in March, which was nicely destroyed – this afternoon, I became fully aware of life, the universe and everything. More importantly, perhaps, I fully understood each of The Five, the first such understanding since I had a dream that we DO NOT SPEAK OF. We're all essentially crazy. I've noted at least two main personalities for each of us.

I've had many requests to open the Creepy Archives to the public, so I'll publish just two small pieces. Today, talking to JOR-DON: “I was thinking the most beautiful thoughts earlier, and I hope I can capture them for the posts.” 18 May 2006, talking to Bria N: “Gorgonzola cheese, please. Dignam isn't dead! Well, they went to the trouble of burying him anyway! Beastly dead. Poor Ruddy. Midwives on Sandymount beach. Long live King Leopold I! Bronze from anear. Gold from afar. We're a capital couple, Bloom and I. Theeee! Erections while being hanged? Parnell? Beastly dead!”

Introducing JOR-DON KAL-IL-ICH: His basic modes are Stuffer Jor-don, Colleges Like It™ Jor-don, and Gloomy Soul Jor-don. But we'll talk more about JOR-DON's psychology in my next post.

Introducing Bri7 N “BS” Stanwyck: (26 May) “Note to Archive: When a friend is trying to write a college entrance essay, don't make fun of them for being manic-depressive.” Sometimes you deal with Arrogantly Smart BS, and sometimes you deal with Creepy Lisp BS. (09 April) “Oh. THAT bottom left corner. Well, yeah. LSD.”

Introducing Cardinal Mischka: Definitely needs to work on her speeling for AP Englis. Greatest person you'll meet while less-than-three-ing trees, but likely to be possessed while less-than-three-ing puppies. Enough said.

Introducing Megan: Cheerful... sometimes! And don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?

I am seriously a 25 year-old dinosaur most of the time. There's more (Other-Guy Luke, Political Luke and Psychedelic Luke), but who needs more than DINOSAURS? That's what I said, too.

As Jor-don was saying yesterday, we had to make projects about what we thought was seriously the sexiest decade in American History. He and Andrew used “Turn! Turn! Turn!” as their song, which was pretty OK, except that we didn't get to see it. Today we got to talking about the Byrds, and their cover of “We'll Meet Again,” which was strangely apt for the last day of school. The Byrds liked to end their albums on an ironic note, and what better way to be ironic than with Dr Strangelove? “We'll Meet Again” was originally a British war song meant to boost morale.

The Five will not meet again until the Presidents' Day-like celebration they might hold. Anyhow, today's fit of insight somehow, um... THE END.

“Keep smiling true
Just like you always do
Till the blue skies make the dark clouds fade away
Some sunny day...”

Frank Zappa's Playboy Interview: “Yeah. He came by my house and I was hopping around because of this splinter, so he pulled it out. Good story, huh?”

Library of the Uncanny: Robert Hunter's collection of supernatural stories.

Super String Theory: An easy-to-understand site on String Theory that assumes you're not a cosmologist but does not sacrifice content.

Tibetan Buddhist Internet Radio: The perfect companion for a reading of the beautiful new edition of The Tibetan Book of the Dead, the first ever complete English translation that includes color images, a history of the text, introduction by the Dalai Lama, and a glossary of terms explaining the meaning of tougher concepts.

--M. Luke Myers, POEE

An awesome country

While I'm on vacation, my friend Kevin is guest posting today.

Well, since Jordon is out in Gainesville, I'm taking over The World of Stuff for a few days ...or maybe just for this post. To his viewers from all over the world, I tell you that you must all comment below. Or, I'll put it this way, in more of a poll-type thing: IF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE COMMENT, regardless of what you have to say, put a comma, if you want, I don't care, I just want to see how many people really do read this.

Okay, anyways. Let's see what to talk about... Well I just came back from a three and a half week vacation over in Honduras. My mother is Honduran and all my family is there, so we visit them every summer and sometimes Christmas and Easter. Spanish is spoken there and it's partially due to our trips there that I've learned to master Spanish. Sí, yo puedo hablar español. It's a nice country, with rich traditions and history (but I guess that applies to anywhere really), and the food is good. My family's from a city called Comayagua, but lately we've been staying in the country's two largest cities: San Pedro Sula and the capital Tegucigalpa. Okay, I'm definetly boring people, so I need to talk about something more interesting.

Well I don't really know how to sum up a country and its culture in one post without boring you, so I'll just say that it's an awesome country. There's mountains, volcanoes, beaches (Atlantic & Pacific), Mayan ruins, jungles, islands, surfing, scuba diving, old cathedrals, etcetera. Jeez, I really wanted to make this post be great but it sounds crappy, oh jeez, sorry. Peut être depuis (that's French for 'maybe later').

-kevin

P.S. If I had a website, this is where I'd plug it.

Rants, links, life, etc.

So I can kind of relax while I'm on vacation, I had Todd from the one and only chewbonkers.com take the reins for today's post. I will return on Saturday, June 25.

My Share of Rants:
Astrology books. Bought one today, and I regret it. Not only do they blab nonsense all over the place, they repeat it. That's right, repeat it.

"Leo's have a great sense of humour and are very theatrical."

"Capricorn's are most liked for their great amount of humour and are always basking in the spotlight."
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My Share of Links:
Hey, think twice before you make that Windows XP password. They can be bypassed.

Hey, and you can check out too how Windows has sucked before now!

Do you want to live at this hotel?
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My Share of Life:
I have decided that I need to be more flexible, strong, and more energetic. I had already tried to do my "FBI health checklist", but I need to move it up a notch. I've decided that I'm going to skip, run, bike, stretch, situp, pushup, and dumbell lift for 40 minutes each day together. Now that better work.
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How to make people think you're busy and famous online when you're not:

1) Take a couple weeks to respond to emails
2) State on your site that you get hundreds and hundreds of emails a day and it may take awhile to reply.
3) Make strict requirements about the content of the email and say that if they don't follow them, the people who sort your mail will delete them.
4) On instant messages, don't give instant replies. Wait a few minutes, then say you were busy with many other messages.
5) Say you require email notification that they are adding you on an instant messenger, or you will be screened out.
6) Say comments are closed for some posts because it is a 'controversial' post, and your many visitors may get outraged.
7) Have a forum on your site.
8) Have auto repliers for your email, saying that you have received it, and "please don't send it again."
9) Have an elaborate FAQ section and tell people to read it first before they email you.
10) Say your IP sometimes crashes you have so many instant messages, so please hold back your excitement.
11) Post model like pictures of you and say autographs by snailmail are still available.

Have fun. Hope you enjoyed my post.