Archive - April 2010
Interfaith forum
Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:47 (UTC -5)
Regular readers probably have forgotten that I attend meetings of Gator Freethought, the campus organization that’s friendly to atheists, agnostics, and all others who question religious beliefs. We’ve had our last meeting of the year, but that wasn’t the end. Blake, the outgoing president of the club, was going to be representing freethought at an interfaith forum on campus.
The event was held on Wednesday evening, the last day of classes, in the smaller ballroom in the student union. There were a lot of empty seats, probably because people were at home studying for their upcoming exams. I guessed that most of the audience members were there to see their guy or gal take part in the discussion; not many people looked like they were genuinely disinterested. I have to admit I was in the former camp. I sat with a group of Freethought members.
(Derail: People always seem to say “disinterested” when they mean “uninterested.” I’ve also seen an excellent clip from The Rachel Maddow Show [which I otherwise don't watch, by the way] in which Ms. Maddow says “uninterested” instead of “disinterested.” If you’re uninterested, you don’t have any interest—you’re bored or you don’t care—and if you’re disinterested, you don’t have any interests—anything that could be considered a possible source of bias or prejudice. Paul Brians has an entry on this error in his Common Errors in English Usage web site, which is worth checking out. In the associated book, there’s a cartoon in which a man says to a woman something like, “Let me make myself clear: I’m not disinterested, I’m uninterested.”)
Um, right. So, the forum was emceed jointly by what appeared to be a Christian and a Muslim. Answering their questions, as well as some from the audience, were the panelists:
- Representing Christianity was a guy from Campus Crusade for Christ. He seemed ill at ease and spoke with thinly disguised contempt at the other belief systems that were represented. He must have said that Jesus “stepped into the pages of history” at least six or seven times. I was surprised they couldn’t get a better speaker, considering how many Christians there are.
- Representing Islam was a dapper local businessman. He had a good sense of humor and explained how Islam gives people advice on how to live their everyday lives. He used the word “brother” in referring to some of the other panelists and joked with brother Blake that only a freethinker was brave enough to sit between a Muslim and a Jew.
- Blake was the only student on the panel. His answers were short and to the point (giving him less of a chance to dig himself into a hole, he said later), and he was careful to represent freethought in general without mentioning the A-word. I liked his answer to the question, “Who is the most important figure in your religion (or lack thereof)?” He said, “Yourself,” because freethought is about thinking freely (hmm…) and not taking for granted the things that other people tell you.
- Representing Judaism was a local rabbi, who explained how Judaism also gave advice for everyday life. A kid from the audience, badly feigning ignorance, asked him some innocent-sounding questions to try to get him to link Judaism with Zionism. The rabbi didn’t fall for it. You could have cut the tension in that room with a knife right then.
- Speaking for all denominations of Hinduism was a distinguished Indian woman of a certain age. She explained how Hindu beliefs and practices vary greatly and called out some of the moderators’ questions as being specifically geared toward the Abrahamic religions. She had to dip out about halfway through, so she made a quip about avatars as another distinguished Indian woman of a certain age took her place.
- Speaking specifically for Hare-Krishna-ism while wearing Krishna robes and Krishna face paint was a young representative from the local Krishna House. She gushed with enthusiasm while getting all buddy-buddy with the other Hindu and quoting the Bhagavad Gita in Sanskrit. Though she would get extra credit in the enthusiasm department, she used a lot of terms that were vague (like everyone’s favorite, “energy”) or not very clear to us laypeople.
- Finally, representing the Bahá’í Faith, whose name I had to copy and paste from the Wikipedia article, was a professor or something (what, you want me to actually read the program I took home?). The Bahá’í Faith (Ctrl-V) is essentially a greatest-hits compilation of the world’s major religions, but Ms. Bahá’í Faith didn’t do a good job of explaining what it was actually about. She talked a lot without saying very much.
It was a great way for Blake to go out as Gator Freethought’s president. He was definitely one of the better speakers on the panel, and even though freethought was the odd belief system out (as evidenced by the tacking-on of “or lack thereof” to seemingly every question), he did a good job of representing our club.
And this is what I do when I should be studying for exams. I’ll be glad to have them over with. By the time I write my next post, I’ll be home free… for a little while.
Need to come up with blog post titles that are sure to draw readers in? Go to the Linkbait Generator for random gems like “8 Ways to Get Rich with Ninjas” and “10 Myths About Mustaches That Hollywood Wants You To Believe.” I was sure that “Sony DSC-H55 Digital Camera Review” would net me some intense comments from photography-loving Google searchers, but it’s nothing but the same old same old right now. (Via The Presurfer)
Get the best deal
Sat Apr 24, 2010 20:45 (UTC -5)
I’ve been living in my apartment since August, and it’s getting to be (or has already been) that time when you’re supposed to renew your lease or find another place. Since I’ve been pretty satisfied, I decided I would renew my lease for next year.
Andy and Ryan, two of my roommates, were a little less sure; they both wanted to move closer to campus. Ryan ended up finding another place, but Andy is more likely to stay with me next year. (My other roommate will be graduating and moving out, I think.)
Last year, we signed early and got punished for it because the rates plummeted later. Our rate is $449 per month, but if we had waited a few months, it could have been $299. I was gambling that the same thing would happen this year, so I decided to hold out for the best deal possible. A few months ago, I could have renewed with a rate of $348 and gotten a Visa gift card that would essentially drop the rate to $299. But it wasn’t really $299, so I decided to wait some more.
The incentive program ended, the rate didn’t go down, and the renewal deadline (for keeping your same apartment) was drawing near. What could we do to get the best deal? I decided that we should bargain.
A couple of weeks ago, there was a pool-party-slash-barbecue to promote renewals. Uniformed representatives were going around, asking people if they were going to renew their leases. One guy asked Andy and me what it would take for us to renew. I mentioned a comparable place I had heard of that was within walking distance to campus and was $290 per month, so that would be the price to beat. I also thought it would be nice to get new kitchen appliances for free. He made a note of it.
Last week, the rate still hadn’t fallen, but they started another incentive program, giving out Visa gift cards that would essentially lower the rate to $330. Even if we couldn’t strike a bargain, I thought, it would be a good deal.
On Tuesday, Andy and I went to the office and talked to a manager about possibly negotiating a more favorable price. She refused, saying it was against their policy. So much for that idea.
Right after that, I renewed my lease to take advantage of the Visa gift card deal. $330 is pretty reasonable.
No matter what they end up doing, Andy’s and Ryan’s current leases expire in August, and they’ll pretty much be spending the summer at their respective homes. Our other roommate’s lease runs out very soon, I think, and he (and his girlfriend who’s shacked up with him) will be moving out.
That should leave me with the whole place to myself for a few months as I take summer classes. I’m not really sure how I feel about that. I’m not depressed by it, but I’m just kind of concerned about being bored. Any ideas on how to not be bored?
This video is a collection of infomercial clichés: a tribute to doing it wrong. The soundtrack is appropriate. (Via The Consumerist)
I personally find it terrifying that some people are this big into Jeopardy!, but here you go: an archive with details of every episode ever, including the questions and answers. (Via J-Walk Blog)
Here’s a look back at 20 years of Adobe Photoshop. Includes screenshots!
Sony DSC-H55 digital camera review
Wed Apr 21, 2010 09:00 (UTC -5)
When I got my last camera, I was 14 and John Kerry was running for president. I chose a camera with a rather generous 4 megapixels and 3x optical zoom, and I got a 128 MiB memory card so I could take a whopping 64 photos at a time… or almost 6 minutes of 640×480 video at 16 frames per second! Best of all, it only cost $300 ($338 in 2009 dollars).
How times have changed. After barely surviving a trip through Europe in my pocket last year, my beloved Sony DSC-P73 conked out in January as its refusal to read memory cards spread like a cancer to my last one. Clearly, it was time for an upgrade.
(Disclaimer: I’m not a photography expert, just an ordinary dude.)
I originally decided to go for the new Sony DSC-HX5V, but when I found out about the more affordable DSC-H55, I decided to wait until it came out in April. Recently, I ordered it from Amazon ($238.66) along with an SD card (finally, new Sony cameras support them), and I got them in the mail on Thursday.
So here’s the skinny. The H55 has 14 megapixels and can shoot 720p video (1280×720, which is considered HD) at 30 frames per second. It has a 25-mm wide-angle lens and 10x optical zoom (which you can use while shooting video!). It also offers manual controls, which is a must for me because sometimes I can pick out better (or more creative) settings than the camera can.
I thought I wouldn’t like the hand-holding features, like automatic scene selection and image stabilization, but they’ve turned out to be pretty handy in producing great photos and videos, respectively. Automatic orientation is cool too, even though probably every camera has had that for years. Oh, and I can set the time zone, so I won’t have to update the clock twice a year. Again, probably something that every camera has had for a while.
Video shooting is one of the first features I tried out. It’s as good as I could possibly hope for. The manual warns that the sound of the lens zooming in and out will be recorded, but in my limited experience, it’s usually silent. I never took too many videos with my old camera, but since the quality is so good (and Linux video editing software is coming into its own), that will probably change now that I have this one.
As a technical note, videos are saved in the MP4 format. I prefer it to QuickTime, which I’ve seen some cameras use. Also, my 2:11 test video weighs in at 142 MiB (yes, I’m using IEC binary prefixes now because they’re unambiguous), so consider that if you’re thinking about buying a new memory card.
Aside from the video, my favorite feature has to be the wide-angle lens, which gets a lot more stuff into the shot than I’m used to. Here I’ve gotten a floor and a ceiling with four stories between them:

Not only can I get wider shots, but the 10x zoom lets me take narrower shots. That means I can take better pictures of things I don’t want to get close to, like this alligator with a football in its mouth (seen here tightly cropped and at half the actual size):

The camera treats colors well. The automatic white balance does a good job of correcting for different types of light, like the incandescent bulb in my bedroom, whose light my old camera would leave as orange. The H55 is also kind to sunlight, as seen in this late-afternoon photo of the historic Florida Gym (which I’ve uploaded to Wikimedia Commons):

This camera isn’t perfect. It seems pretty slow between shots (roughly 5 seconds, even with a Class 6 SD card), and it forces you to review each photo after you take it (maybe to help the time pass?). But there is burst mode, in which you can take up to five full-size photos in rapid succession. Also, I haven’t noticed any speed-related problems when recording HD video, so I don’t think the memory card is the issue.
I’d also read in reviews that the camera responds poorly to low light. That is correct. If it’s at night and there aren’t super-bright lights (or the camera’s flash) around, you’re going to see some noise, which ends up looking splotchy as the camera tries to smooth it over. It looks like one of those crappy Photoshop filters. To illustrate, here’s a detail from a photo taken with automatic settings. (The splotchiness is still noticeable if the photo is scaled down further.)

There’s one other thing that annoys me. There are some decals on the front of the camera that advertise the features, and they don’t seem to come off.
Those are about the only faults I can find with the camera. I’m happy with it overall. It takes fantastic photos if there’s more than a little bit of light. If I need to do some shooting at night and I can use the flash or set a long exposure, I will. For example, here’s a 10-second exposure at night:

Not bad, I’d say.
Seeking validation
Thu Apr 15, 2010 22:32 (UTC -5)
I have a web site. (No, wait, I know that’s really obvious. There’s more.) I also run several other web sites as a job. At work, I spend a lot of time making sure that the sites adhere to web standards by using HTML tags properly and the like. On my personal site, not so much. I don’t check it quite as compulsively, and for a long time I was content for this site to be invalid XHTML due to the Creative Commons licensing bit at the bottom.
Well, no more. I actually changed each page’s doctype from XHTML 1.0 Strict to XHTML + RDFa 1.0 so that each page would validate. But there was more to it than that. By historical accident, the doctype and head tag for each page was on the page itself rather than in the header file common to all pages, so I had to create a new header file and update almost every page on the site to use it. At the same time, I decided to switch each page’s character encoding to UTF-8 wherever feasible (most were ISO-8859-1). The blog posts in WordPress (all posts since 2005) remain ISO-8859-1; that’s a task for another day.
Among the dozens of pages I had to update were the blog archives for 2003 and 2004. Digging back through my old (X)HTML, I found some interesting things. For example, a November 2004 post titled “Is Blogging Old Hat?” had a paragraph tag that wasn’t closed. The interesting part is that the sentence contained in the paragraph wasn’t even finished:
TWoS can be found on the first page of the search results, which just goes to show you
Show you what? Such a cliffhanger! I thought that this error might have been introduced by a later edit to the page, but the Wayback Machine’s archived version from a week after the post was written also contains the error. (If for nothing else, check it out to see what the site looked like back then.) Anyway, I just closed the tag. I wasn’t making editorial changes, after all. As much as I would like not to have bandied about phrases like “old hat,” it just wouldn’t be right.
An infographic about the Internet: The State of the Internet. (Via J-Walk Blog)
30 Bizarre Examples of Defacing Money. There are a lot of nerdy references there; cool points for not understanding them. Also, I have to point out that it must be more fun to deface British money because the Queen is, like, alive and stuff. (Via The Presurfer)
And finally, find out what it was like to be Helen Keller with the online Helen Keller Simulator.
The evil eye
Mon Apr 12, 2010 00:01 (UTC -5)
In one of my classes last week, a girl I study with passed me a note. I was a bit confused until I opened it up and read it. It said that a particular guy in the class was creepily staring at her and that she was going to leave class early if he didn’t stop.
I felt really bad for her. No one should have to choose between being able to pay attention in class and not feeling used or threatened. I wanted to do something to help, so I positioned my chair so that he (hopefully) wouldn’t be able to see her. I don’t think he bothered her again.
I was glad that I could try to do something, but at the same time, I felt bad about myself. I look at young women too, and while I don’t intend for them to notice, they probably do sometimes. In fact, I’m sure of it, because there are sometimes the awkward moments when they see that I’m looking. I don’t mean anything bad by it, but they have no way of knowing that.
I don’t have much of an idea of what it’s like on the other side. Once in a while I hear female friends talking about creepy guys staring at them. It seems therapeutic for them to discuss it together, even if they’re seemingly just laughing it off. One friend once told me she’ll stare back at a man’s wedding ring until he realizes it and averts his glance, visibly embarrassed.
Along with this article I linked to recently, last week’s incident made me slightly but painfully more aware of some of the things that women have to deal with all the time. I’d like to get some more perspectives so I can try to understand what’s really going on here and what can be done about it.
With that in mind, I have some questions for my female friends and readers: How often do people stare at you? How does it make you feel? What do you do about it? Do you ever ogle anyone yourself? Is it ever okay? Leave a comment. Discuss. I really want to know. (And let’s not make it heteronormative; anyone may chime in.)
You know what I haven’t done in a while? Answered an Ask Jordon question, that’s what. And look, it comes from Kate. Yes, that Kate!
Kate: If you could get a free ticket to any country (any city, any place) of the world, what would you choose and why?
That’s a tough question. In the past, I probably would have answered London or some other big city in Europe, but I’ve already been to Europe, so I think I’d try something new. Since money is no object here, I think I’d want to go somewhere I’d never otherwise be able to go to, like the South Pole. That would make a great Facebook profile picture.
If we’re talking about actual cities in actual countries, then I’d probably consider Tokyo as well. My impression of Japan, which comes mainly from Lost in Translation and the kinds of people I hung out with in high school, is that it has a very different society from ours and is far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to technology. That’s something I’d like to see for myself.
Interesting video: a British doctor explains the placebo effect and its practical consequences. (Via Pharyngula)
The great debate
Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:15 (UTC -5)
My university brings a lot of notable speakers to campus every year, although lately it seems that they’ve been lacking in the star-power department. I don’t usually bother to see speakers I’ve never heard of, so I haven’t been to many speaking engagements in a while.
But on Monday, I found out from an Alligator opinion column that Christopher Hitchens and Dinesh D’Souza would be participating in a debate called “The Great Religion Debate” on Tuesday night. As soon as I read about it, I knew I had to go.
Okay, I hadn’t heard of Dinesh D’Souza, but I had heard of Christopher Hitchens. Maybe you’ve heard of his book, God Is Not Great. Just by the title, you can tell which side he was on. And maybe by the fact that I had heard of him.
On Tuesday evening, my friend Mark and I went to the debate. We were a little late because we had come from Free Culture‘s last meeting of the semester, but fortunately, some of Mark’s friends were saving seats for us. Needless to say, we were able to get tickets just fine, even though the place was pretty packed.
The moderator was a UF professor who asked extremely long questions and then gave each speaker a little bit of time to answer. I was familiar with some of the arguments they made for and against religion and gods’ existence. D’Souza was a relatively engaging speaker, which made him sound fairly convincing in spite of all the untruths and logical fallacies he trotted out.
Hitchens offered plenty of witty remarks, though, and some of his comments inspired applause from the audience. In one such remark, he characterized Vatican City as a fiefdom, carved out by an agreement with a fascist dictator, that was being used to shelter child-rapists from justice. Incidentally, my mental applause-o-meter indicated that more people agreed with him than with D’Souza.
The most interesting part was the Q-and-A session at the end. Most of the audience’s questions were pretty simple, and the debaters provided short answers. One guy, however, literally referred to Hitchens as Satan, provoking shouting and jeers from the rest of the audience. Bad memories suddenly came back to me, but things calmed down after a minute.
Blake, the president of Gator Freethought, asked each debater what it would take for him to switch to the other side. I believe Hitchens’ answer was “Rabbit bones in the Precambrian layer,” and D’Souza seemed to dodge the question.
During the debate, Hitchens mentioned that he and D’Souza had been discussing a certain topic over dinner beforehand, and they also mentioned how they would be debating at Notre Dame (where, I assume, D’Souza would be the audience’s favorite) the next day. I thought it was pretty interesting that two people who disagree on so many things could be touring together and debating night after night while still being able have dinner together. That’s professionalism.
For more quotes and a pretty picture, see the Alligator‘s article about the debate.
In San Francisco: humorous signs from a counter-protest of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church.
News from Canada: Students Failing Because of Twitter, Texting. Speaking of which, you can now follow The World of Stuff on Twitter!!
Tired of your big, evil bank doing evil things with your hard-earned money? Then stop doing business with them. Duh! Move Your Money is a campaign urging people to switch to local banks and credit unions. (Via The Consumerist)
Installapalooza
Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:10 (UTC -5)
I talked about my Thursday, but I didn’t get a chance to mention my weekend yet. It was… interesting.
For many college students, the weekend begins on Thursday, and the people living in the apartment below me are no exception. They had a party on Thursday night. I don’t mind if people have parties, but I do mind if said parties are extremely loud and preventing me from going to sleep. Usually I go downstairs with my roommate Andy and we ask them to turn the music down, but this time, Andy volunteered to go by himself. He didn’t come back; he had joined the party.
On Friday night, there was another loud party downstairs. A normal person probably would have been able to sleep through it, but I have a hard time getting to sleep unless it’s quiet. Still, I thought I should try. I did sleep for a little while, but the noise woke me up at 4:30 in the morning. That’s when I called the police.
Over the next hour or so, the noise still didn’t go away. At 6:00, I went downstairs and told one of the guys that if they didn’t turn the music down, I would call the police. He asked if I already had, so presumably some officers had paid them a visit. I said I hadn’t called, and he said that that the party was ending anyway. A half an hour later, the music stopped, and I instantly went to sleep.
I probably won’t call the police again. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now they probably know that I did it, and I don’t want them to be mad at me. There are more of them than me, after all, and they know where I live.
I always wake up early, even if I go to bed very late, so I wasn’t worried about oversleeping. Imagine my surprise when I woke up well-rested at 11:15 in the morning. I was supposed to be on campus at 11:30 for a Linux installfest!
Technically, I didn’t quite oversleep, but I came very close to it. The only time I actually did oversleep was about a year and a half ago when I was supposed to be giving a presentation for a class. Why do I only oversleep (or almost oversleep) when I have to do something important? Well, I guess if it’s not important, then you’re not really oversleeping.
My friend Mark, who was going to give me a ride to campus, had been waiting outside for a few minutes. I got ready as fast as I could, and we weren’t too late. The installfest actually went pretty well, and we had a pretty good turnout. I helped a guy dual-boot Ubuntu and Windows, and Mark got a guy’s graphics driver working. There was also a lot of food, and we got to take home what was left over.
Know Your Meme is indispensable. If you’ve seen the one with the old-fashioned painting of a guy striking a non-old-fashioned pose and saying things like “It feels most outstandingly pleasant to be involved in gang-related activities,” the site explains what that’s all about. (Via waxy.org)
British humor: How to Report the News, presented in the style of a news report. (Via waxy.org)
Do you use Last.fm? HacKey will show you the musical keys of your favorite songs. Apparently a whole 18% of my favorite songs are in B major, which I thought wasn’t a common key in popular music (well, it’s hard to play on the guitar). (Via waxy.org)
Happy birthday, The World of Stuff
Tue Apr 06, 2010 15:15 (UTC -5)
I’ve become one of them.
How many people do you think would be less likely to read a particular blog if they couldn’t get e-mail notifications of new posts? Probably not that many, right? Well, since I introduced e-mail notifications at the beginning of last year, I’ve accumulated 20 e-mail subscribers.
Now, how many people would be less likely to read that blog if they couldn’t be notified of new posts on Twitter? Probably more than the e-mail people, I would say. Or at least as many, anyway. Twitter is, like, the biggest thing in the world right now.
I’ve resisted it for so long, but in the end, the desire for not-so-shameless self-promotion won out. TWoS is now on Twitter. Well, more properly, I’m on Twitter (words I thought I’d never say), and I’ll be tweeting (more words I thought I’d never say) whenever there’s a new post. Twitter etiquette dictates that I do more than just that, so I’ll probably join in on the collective conversation as well. My hope is that this will introduce new readers to the blog.
I predict that there will be three main reactions to this announcement. Some of you will be disgusted. Some of you (mostly people I don’t know in real life) will be overjoyed. And the rest of you won’t care one way or the other. That’s okay. It’s just another way for you to creep on me, and I promise I won’t mention Twitter too much here.
Consider the whole thing experimental for now, but I think it’s a good way to celebrate TWoS’s seventh birthday, which is today. Here’s the link: @theworldofstuff.
In this interview, an anonymous Facebook employee gives insight on the inner workings of Facebook.
The BBC talks to people who never forget a face.
Yet another list: 16 Things You Never Knew About the Automobile. (Via The Presurfer)
Behind the screens
Sun Apr 04, 2010 22:58 (UTC -5)
Well, April is upon us, and you know what that means: Lifeapalooza!
Get Carded‘s annual organ donation awareness concert was on Thursday night, and unlike in previous years, I had an exam at the same time and couldn’t help out for most of it. All I had time to do was set up and clean up. Go figure. But I was around to witness us reaching our goal of signing up 50 organ donors. At least, I think we made it. If not, we were very close.
My exam was the crucial second exam in my accounting class. (I’m taking it for my business minor.) To give you an idea of what my accounting class is like: during the first week of class, the TA asked us, “How many of you have heard this class is hard?” Most people raised their hand; I didn’t.
Back to Thursday. I was setting up for Lifeapalooza around dusk, when the insects come out to play. Some of them decided to bite my face, and then they decided to bite my face some more. So I took a two-hour exam with an itchy face. After the exam, I needed to show my student ID to one of the proctors, so I shoved my hand into my pocket, opening a cut on my finger and causing it to bleed profusely. Despite those bad omens, I did better than I thought I would on the exam, and a B remains within sight. My weekend has also been pretty mixed, but I’ll get to that in a future post.
Right now, I’d like to draw your attention to the fact that I just upgraded WordPress, including my database and several of my plugins. If you notice that any aspect of the blog is broken, please contact me right away.
I’ve been using WordPress for over five years now, but I’ve always hated upgrading, so I rarely do it. The official instructions tell you which files to delete and which ones not to delete, but I always feel like I’m going to accidentally delete something important. It wouldn’t be a big deal because I always back my stuff up before upgrading, but still, I just don’t like it. It’s awkward and painful. I liken it to pulling out your own teeth. Not that I’ve done that, of course.
But if upgrading WordPress the regular way is like pulling out your teeth, then upgrading with Subversion is like having a sexy dentist cart out the laughing gas and take care of everything for you. Essentially, Subversion allows you to download all the updated files with a single command. Pretty sweet. Hopefully now I won’t be as lazy about upgrading.
For a long time, I had some measures in place that eliminated automated comment spam but let manually posted spam right through. The manual spam was never a very big problem until recently, so I have some new anti-spam measures that you should also be aware of. For years, I’ve been too lazy or paranoid to install Akismet, the premier anti-spam plugin for WordPress. Well, I’ve finally installed it, but I’m not using it the way it’s normally used.
Normally, Akismet checks an incoming comment against its database and puts it in the blog’s spam queue if it thinks the comment is spam. That’s all fine and good, but I get dozens if not hundreds of spam comments every day, and I’m not going to sift through them to find false positives. Fortunately, I’ve discovered a helper plugin called Conditional CAPTCHA. Now, if Akismet thinks a comment is spam, the submitter will be asked to fill in a simple CAPTCHA. If it’s filled in correctly, the comment proceeds to the spam queue, where I can approve or reject it. If not, it is summarily deleted.
With these two plugins working together, automated comment spam is still zapped instantly because Akismet generally recognizes it as such and because robots can’t (or don’t) solve the CAPTCHA. The spam queue will hold what we might call false negatives (comment spam posted by beings intelligent enough to solve a CAPTCHA) and false positives (the hopefully very few legitimate comments that Akismet thinks is spam). Of course, true negatives (i.e., normal comments) will be merrily allowed through as always. Nothing is different about that.
What’s the advantage of all this, you ask? Now, the blog has a defense against both automated and manual comment spam (as long as Akismet can recognize it, which it almost always does). Also, when I mark comments as spam or not spam, the Akismet system learns from its mistakes. Pretty cool. I can teach it that anyone who violates my plainly stated no-advertising policy is a spammer, so don’t even think about linking to your irrelevant web site where you sell stuff, or you could be blackballed from other blogs too.
By the way, my roommate Andy suggested the title of this post. Thanks, And-Man.
Just one link, since this is getting pretty long. I don’t normally like so-called 8-bit music, but MOON8 is pretty cool. It’s what Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon would sound like on an original Nintendo. (Via waxy.org)