A tale of four countries

Sat Jun 27, 2009 03:44 EST (UTC -5)

When we last left our heroes, they had awoken in a stylish apartment in Sabadell, a suburb of Barcelona.

Last Friday was a short day since Andy woke up so late. He and I went downstairs to play the keyboard. I taught him a song and he played some others. That was our day, pretty much. Santi and Olga, our hosts, were kind of surprised that we had stayed in Sabadell instead of going into Barcelona, but I wasn't.

Many of you have commented on Andy's tendency to sleep and asked if he had a problem. I said no, he doesn't have a problem. He likes to stay up all night, and he prefers befriending the locals to sightseeing anyway. But actually, he's just told me that he was diagnosed as having an unusual circadian rhythm. Also, for every day I don't mention that he slept late, he probably woke up at a reasonable time. Cut the guy some slack.

On Saturday morning, Andy and I asked our hosts where we could get some more Steinburg Clasica, and they said they had put some lemon Fanta or something in an old Steinburg Clasica bottle. In my defense, 4.8% alcohol could taste like anything.

Mark and Dan were in Barcelona that day, so Andy and I wanted to meet Mark at Park Guell. All we knew is that he wanted to meet us and some of his new friends by a lizard statue. We got lost on the way to the park and arrived half an hour late. There was no sign of Mark or any such statue.

But there were signs of Gaudi, the visionary architect who left his mark on Barcelona. He designed the park, and the flowing forms all around are his.

We went into a cafe to ask where the lizard statue was, and we were told that it wasn't far away. As we went to look for it, we encountered Mark, who had been at the park for a while but was lost and confused. It turned out that the lizard statue was right by the grand staircase at the entrance of the park. Mark's other friends, however, were not.

Mark had already gone around the whole park, so we followed him for a bit. There's a path that encircles the park, and it's filled with tourists. Not long into our walk, we encountered a large open area with a view of the city. It was also my first view of the Mediterranean.

There was also some food right there, so I got a pre-made potato omelet sandwich that was pretty bad. I hadn't eaten all day, though, so it was okay.

We walked a little more and made it to the highest point in the park, which was a sort of mound with stairs going up around it. The view was even better.

Andy and I couldn't stay long, so the three of us started to head back to the nearest metro station. On the way, we stopped at a shop for some more eats and drinks. I had a Fanta, which I wasn't particularly fond of. It tasted like slightly carbonated orange juice.

We parted ways with Mark on the metro. We had to be back at our hosts' apartment because they wanted to take us to a barbecue/campout in the mountains that evening. But when we got there, they said that they were put off by the weather, which was slightly menacing. Instead, we would go in the morning.

They decided to have the barbecue for dinner anyway, so we had a meal of it on the back patio. Since it was mostly going to consist of meat, Andy and I went to the local supermarket so Andy could get some vegetarian food to cook. He ended up making mashed potatoes, which everyone enjoyed. Olga's 10-year-old sister, who was apparently visiting from Russia, had dinner with us too.

On Sunday, we hopped into the van and took a drive to the mountains. There's a small mountain range outside Sabadell. I forget what it's called, but Santi, a mountain enthusiast, calls it his favorite. They said it was their third time taking Esperantists to the mountains. I thought it would be nice to get some fresh air and do something a little different.

We started driving up one particular mountain, going through the neighborhoods that had situated themselves around it. Santi parallel-parked on a street about halfway up the mountain, and nearby we found a place to begin. Oh yes, we would be hiking. Up the mountain.

It started easily enough. But then it quickly got more difficult. I was practically panting before we took our first break. Everyone else, including Olga's sister, was having a grand old time. So I had some water, and we kept going. And going and going and going. We followed narrow paths flanked by wild plants. We climbed stairs of tree branches. We got higher and higher and higher.

Eventually, we were walking around the side of the mountain. The width of the path varied. At one point, it was so narrow that one wrong step could have sent me over the edge if I hadn't been holding on to the cable that was anchored along the mountainside. I wasn't really scared, but I was very tired. Exhausted, even.

At one point, we got to a giant rock formation reminiscent of the southwestern United States. It looked sort of like a giant boulder sitting on a promontory of the mountain. We walked around it and admired the view of the mountainside. There wasn't a lot of room to walk around there, so of course, there were bees hanging around. But nobody got stung, fortunately.

They asked us if we wanted to walk a bit further to get to the restaurant at the top of the mountain or whether we wanted to just leave. Although I was tired and aching, I thought it would be nice to stop at a restaurant and relax. So we kept going higher and higher. The path started to consist of steps, and we saw lots of people going the other direction, so I knew we were close.

Finally, I could see the restaurant at the top of the mountain, but it was still pretty far away. I thought I was going to die as we were finally walking up to it. But nobody else seemed to be that way. There were lots of people hanging around outside, with a lot of kids and dogs. And then there was the view. At the top of the mountain, you could see everything. It was almost worth it!

Rather than going into the restaurant, we sat outside it and had a little picnic, which I thought wasn't as fun. I wasn't very hungry, so I ate a piece of bread and drank gazpacho from a carton. Everyone else had leftovers from the barbecue.

After a while, we did go into the restaurant, which was apparently an 11th-century monastery. ("Every valley shall be exalted and every hill made low." An attractive promise.) We just went in for coffee and tea. Andy fell asleep because, as I recall, he went out clubbin' the night before and therefore slept very little. He had also just hiked up a mountain. Okay???

The restaurant was apparently closing, so we left and went on our way. Going down the mountain was easier than going up, but you still have to be careful not to let gravity get carried away with you. In any case, it was simple enough that I passed the time by just thinking about other stuff. Over the course of my life I've had to endure many boring or tedious things, so I have a high tolerance for boredom.

After a little while, we arrived at a paved road. Instead of continuing down the mountain, we took the road and turned around the corner. It was the street that we had parked on. I looked up. It wasn't halfway up the mountain; it was almost all the way up the mountain. We took a really long and circuitous route to get to the top and a really quick way down. I was as surprised as I was tired.

Andy and I both passed out once we got home. Well, I lay down to rest and apparently actually slept for a little while, which is my equivalent of passing out. I couldn't help but consider Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay my new heroes.

On Monday, Andy and I left Sabadell for a meeting we had been planning for weeks. Andy's friend George was going to be with his mom and stepdad (or somesuch relation) in Barcelona. They had rented an apartment in the Ciutat Vella, the old part of Barcelona. We met them on La Rambla, one of the main drags in town. Andy, George, and I went to a Chinese restaurant and then checked out the apartment.

It was pretty nice. I didn't know you could rent an apartment for a few days like a hotel room, but you can. It also smelled like a hotel room, which wasn't bad. We caught up with George's parents there, and when George's stepdad and I were the only ones awake, we went out to explore the old part of town. There were lots of locals walking up and down the narrow streets. There were also a lot of small plazas, some with their own churches. On our way back, we got some groceries.

Then, it was dinnertime. This was the dinner we had been been aware of well in advance: Monday, June 22, dinner in Barcelona with George's family. For dinner, we had a lot of options. We ended up going to a hip place just around the corner. The menu had entrees categorized in a grid, with the main ingredients on the horizontal axis and the cooking style on the vertical. I think everybody liked the food. They had Italian, Mediterranean, and Asian dishes of all types, so there was something for everyone.

Part of the dinner plan was to spend the night with George's family, so we did that. We were going to leave on Tuesday, but Andy wanted to stay an extra day. I didn't think it was a bad idea either since we had hardly seen much of the city. So Tuesday was a full day in Barcelona.

The five of us started by going to the Picasso Museum, which was only a few blocks from the apartment. Due to its location in the Ciutat Vella, it was necessarily a small place. And when the guidebooks say that this museum mainly has early works by Picasso, they're not kidding. There are only a few of his cubist paintings. And the rooms containing what's supposed to be the highlight of the museum, some of the versions of Las Meninas that he painted in the '50s, were closed for remodeling.

It wasn't all bad; The First Communion, one of his first major works, is very nicely done. But if you're an art major or someone who's otherwise interested in Picasso's early development as an artist, you would probably enjoy it more. Otherwise, you're not missing much.

We spent some more time walking around the area, including the Plaza de la Constitucion:

We had lunch at a quiet, kind of fancy restaurant around there. I had a dish of Catalan sausage with rice and vegetables. After that, we eventually made it to the beach. We sat on a bench behind all the sunbathers and watched the Mediterranean. I also watched the sunbathers for a bit. Andy and George got some beach-type alcoholic drinks.

When we Americans talk about Europeans, we often mention their laissez-faire attitudes toward things that for some reason get our collective national undies in a bunch. What we don't often mention, maybe because we don't know, is that Europeans take things in moderation. They walk their dogs without leashes—sometimes. They take their tops off at the beach—sometimes. They drink in public—sometimes. I don't know how we got this way, but we seem to be afraid that society will collapse if Uncle Bob savors a cold one on the sidewalk or the kids see a nipple. We can learn a lot from the Europeans. Everything in moderation.

It was sometime on Tuesday that I realized it was less than three weeks till my 20th birthday. My days as a teenager are numbered. What, if anything, does it mean? Maybe not that much. After all, our decimal number system is arbitrary. I like to think that I'm 23 in octal. But on the other hand, it means a lot in society to be in one's teens or twenties. My friends who have turned 20 seem like they were when they were 19, but I don't think I would feel the same inside. There's so much I haven't done, and it feels like a weight hanging on me. I don't want to be someone who didn't have so much as a girlfriend until his twenties, but I am set to be. A lot of people would say it doesn't matter, but it doesn't reflect well on me, and I care about that.

It was getting kind of late, and some of us had to go to the bathroom, so we went over to a fancy hotel and used the facilities there. We sure looked out of place since we were all touristy and everything. My comment about the place "oozing with fancy" probably didn't help much either.

We walked home from there. At one point, we went through a park where there was a tire swing. Of course, Andy and George had to swing each other around. I joined in too. After regrouping at the apartment, we went to one of the Ciutat Vella's many other restaurants. This one was called Juicy Jones, and according to some guide that George read, it's the only all-vegan restaurant in Barcelona. I had some gazpacho and some Italian corn thing that I should have remembered the name of. As you might expect for a vegan restaurant, our waitress had lots of tattoos and the decor was crazy. The food was pretty good, though.

By then, it was dark, and we could hear all kinds of fireworks, firecrackers, and other fire-related things. While in Sabadell, we would hear the occasional firework, which sounded like a gunshot or a car backfiring, and we were able to gather that an important holiday was coming up. Tonight was the night before the feast of St. John, the patron saint of Spain. We walked by the Cathedral and saw small children lighting fireworks. In the plaza outside the apartment, there were fireworks too, but I didn't find it too hard to sleep.

Some things were closed on Wednesday, but Andy and I hoped we could get a train out of town so we could continue our journey. George accompanied us to one of the major train stations, where we spent hours waiting to get tickets to France. We had time to eat a quick lunch, but we could have made it a very long one.

Once we got our tickets, we felt free to roam around the city for one more afternoon. We walked through the city's plaza (as I've probably mentioned, every Spanish city has one) and then walked down La Rambla. The tourist books describe La Rambla as such a fun place for kids, but I'm not sure that I would agree. The human statues are supposed to be exciting, but I think they would frighten small children. Heck, they would probably frighten some people I know. My European guidebook also gleefully explains how vendors sell birds on the thoroughfare. Parents would love that, I'm sure.

To be fair, things got more interesting as we moved down the road. That's where the artists are. Some draw portraits and caricatures; others systematically spray-paint alien landscapes. I could have hung out there a little while longer. Also, I think it would be cool to have a caricature of me, but not from one of those artists who draw all their people the same way. Exaggerate my nose and mouth only if I have a big nose and mouth!

We made it down to the Columbus statue, where we sat for a while before returning to the apartment.

Andy and George got gelato and a smoothie on the way, so their appetites were wrecked. We ended up having dinner with George's parents at a bar that happened to serve some food. It was good because I wasn't very hungry. Then Andy and George went to a crepe place and had more gelato.

On Thursday, Andy and I set off early for the train station. The train that was waiting for us was a little different from the ones I had been used to. Rather than kicking back in a relatively modern train, we bounced along in a Franco-era tin can. Our destination: a town in the South of France called Pignans, where we had been putting off meeting our next Pasporta Servo host due to our extra nights in Barcelona with George. On the way to Pignans, we had to make stops in Montpellier, Marseille, and Toulon, so we were on trains and in stations for most of the day.

When we finally got to the little station, we were ready to follow the directions we had been given when a man on a bicycle greeted us in English. I try to ignore suspicious-looking people who try to strike up a conversation with me, but when he mentioned Esperanto, I knew he was our host. He took us back to his house, which wasn't far. The town seemed to be little more than a few houses.

He showed us the guest house that he rented out and used for Pasporta Servo guests. Then we went inside the main house, where we met his wife, who also spoke Esperanto, and his 17-year-old son, who practiced his English with us. It was sort of late by non-Spanish standards, but they had dinner waiting for us. We got to learn a little about the family. The husband was French and the wife was Polish; they apparently met because of Esperanto. They had an older son who was about to finish a trip across the United States. The younger son claimed not to speak Esperanto, but he understood it well.

The after-dinner entertainment consisted mainly of Andy rocking out on the family piano. I accompanied him on the son's guitar. The father had a sort of bongo drum that he played to keep time. After a while, Andy took to the drum and asked if I would sing. I was hesitant at first, but I let it loose on "Stand By Me." We also played that annoying song, "Calabria," which is soooo 2007 or whatever. It was funny.

By then it was late, so after a brief e-mail checking session, we retired to the guest house. Andy really wanted to stay there another night, and I did too, but we were running out of time, and I felt that we had to keep moving on.

So today we awoke for a quick breakfast, and after the son took us to the train station, we made our way back to Toulon, the nearest major city. From there we were supposed to go to Nice, but there was something wrong with the train, so we had to get off at a different station and wait for the next train to Nice. Finally, we were in Nice, which was pretty nice. But we couldn't stay there for long. We were headed for... Monaco.

I always thought it would be interesting to go to Monaco, so I thought we should stop there and check out the world's second-smallest country for a while. We were going to have three hours there, but because of the delays, our Monaco time was cut to one hour.

The French national railway serves Monaco, and its station is pretty large. We walked outside, and the weather was beautiful. Outside the station we saw a map of the country with a "you are here" sticker. It was awesome.

Monaco is a playground of the rich, and it shows. Monte Carlo, the city that is coterminous with the country, is filled with ritzy-looking places, and the water is filled with yachts. Look at me in front of the yachts!

You can also see ritziness on the road. You can find Ferraris and Rolls-Royces next to Renaults and motorcycles. Even the taxis are fancy. I saw a Mercedes-Benz and a Volvo limousine for hire.

Apparently, I wasn't the only tourist who wanted to wander around in Monaco while snapping pictures. To my mild surprise, lots of other tourists were there too, and I even saw some tourist-type shops. About halfway through our hour, we stopped in a small park amid all the hustle and bustle. Then we decided to head back to the station.

On the way, we stopped at a little bakery, where Andy got a little treat that was kind of expensive. In the shop, I saw what seemed to be a photo of the previous Prince of Monaco, flanked with flowers. I wondered how much nationalism it's possible to have in a tiny country that is in many ways dependent on another. I did see the national flag quite a bit.

After Andy had some gelato (hey, it's good stuff), we made it back to the station for our Italy-bound train. After about 20 minutes, we were at the border station of Ventimiglia. This was the first time I had visited two new countries in one day, and it's interesting to note that I had been in three countries in the span of half an hour.

We hit up an Internet cafe across the street from the station so we could make arrangements for our stay in Pisa that evening. We booked the cheapest place we could find, a bed and breakfast. Right after we booked it, we realized it was in the nearby town of Lucca. Undeterred and vaguely aware that Lucca was a beautiful town, I booked a hostel in Rome after that. The website wouldn't let us make a reservation for Saturday night, only Sunday and Monday, so we decided that we would call the hostel and ask about Saturday.

The next train was to Genoa, and there we changed trains for Pisa. Once in Pisa, we realized that we had missed the last train to Lucca, so the only way to get there would be by taxi. Instead we checked out some hotels near the station and found one that was comparably priced to a hostel. That's where we are now. It's not the greatest, of course, but it's not bad either. They have free breakfast and Wi-Fi, but their firewall blocks certain pages, such as those with "gay" in the URL. Not cool.

Today we'll check out the sights in Pisa, and then we're off to Rome!