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Play nice, kids

Tue Feb 10, 2009 18:28 EST (UTC -5)

[Edit Tue, Feb 10, 2009 22:27 EST: Wow. Um, this post is about me getting my Internet access cut off because I was using BitTorrent. After I wrote it, I got a message saying that my access was blocked because of bad authentication - I had just changed my password, and it hadn't propagated through the system yet. So, um, let's just pretend I didn't accidentally incriminate myself.]

A while back, I posted an open letter to the UF Department of Housing, which is responsible for Internet access in the dorms, about their no-sharing policy. They'll cut the connection of anyone who they think is using the BitTorrent protocol. Eventually, I decided to be brave and use it anyway because the first strike is supposed to be a 30-minute time-out from the Internet (except for ufl.edu). Not too bad.

So was I tying up the Intartubes, slurping up Hollywood's latest offerings as seen through a Sony Handycam? Of course not. I decided to be responsible from the outset. I didn't download anything that wasn't allowed to be shared, and I limited my bandwidth usage very severely. The question remained: how long would it take the Department of Housing to notice?

Answer: two months. I can only access ufl.edu from my dorm room right now, and the fix is supposed to be simple. Whenever I try to go to a non-UF page, I'm redirected to a page on Housing's site where I'm supposed to enter my user name and password. Then I have agree not to be a good neighbor or use their network responsibly. Once I do that, the time-out will begin. After 30 minutes, I'll be allowed to use the (whole) Internet again. Not too bad... right?

One problem: their site isn't recognizing my login attempts. I try to log in, I'm directed to the main UF portal that says I'm logged in, and then I go back to their site, where I'm not logged in. I've tried the obvious things like deleting cookies and logging in repeatedly. Another problem: their office just closed for the day. Another problem: I won't be at my dorm very much during their hours tomorrow. So I'm here posting from an undisclosed location.

I have plenty of words I'd like to say to the Department of Housing, most of them very short, but I'd like to claim the moral high ground here. That's why I'm giving you a chance to have some informative videos that my university doesn't want me to share with you. (There were a few other files, but I was the only person seeding them.)

Enjoy!

Brian Malow is a comedian... who jokes about science! Don't worry, his jokes are very accessible and still pretty funny.

Last year, there were several Internet outages due to cable breaks in the Mediterranean. New Scientist reports on why the sea is the Achilles' heel of the web.


3 comments

#1 by Andy: Wed Feb 11, 2009 02:34 EST (UTC -5)

I'm proud to say, that I saw this post before you struck everything out. Haha, nice job...

#2 by kristen: Wed Feb 11, 2009 03:18 EST (UTC -5)

this is an eyesore and a half.

#3 by TJ: Thu Feb 12, 2009 01:00 EST (UTC -5)

way to go... *applauds*

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