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How many words?

I’m home again for the long weekend. Ubuntu has been giving me problems. I thought Compiz was stable on this computer, but it’s actually less stable than Beryl was on Feisty. If I had wanted my computer to freeze and shut down at random times, I would have stuck with Windows 98. So I’ve switched back to Metacity, the default window manager. The screen brightness changes when I don’t want it to and doesn’t change when I want it to — unless I adjust it myself. Plus, I once again have to enter a password to use the Wi-Fi at home; the fix I used before is now ineffective. Other than that, everything is fine. (If you didn’t get that, here’s a summary: the computer’s slightly wonky but mostly hunky-dory.)

I’ve often wondered how many words I’ve written in this here bliggity-blog. Of course, I could copy and paste the text of every post into a word processor and have it determine the total, but that’s not how I roll. No, instead I decided to write a quick JavaScript script that would count the words in the 869 entries I’ve written before this one. It’s not a perfect script, of course; I think it tends to overestimate slightly. But its result is telling: the previous 869 posts contain about 470,264 words. Remember that time I tried to write a novel? How about that other time I tried to write a novel? If this blog were published, it would be the length of about 9 novels. Whoa. How many volumes could you split that into? Samuel Pepys, eat your heart out.

A few weeks ago I was tossing around the idea of selling World of Stuff t-shirts through a site like CafePress. I even made a mock-up design. Imagine this emblazoned across your chest:

Apparently, the design can only be as wide as 10 in. So on a large t-shirt, it would be rather small (some might say discreet). On smaller shirts, however, it would look just right. The solution is obvious: I have to get lots of girls to buy and wear these shirts. If I decide to sell them.

Okay, let’s have a poll. Would you buy this shirt?

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