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Hearing things

Tue Aug 23, 2005 17:49 EST (UTC -5)

Rather recently I mentioned a site called Overheard in the Office, which posts strange things people hear at work. Yesterday I sent an e-mail to the owner of the site with a suggestion.

Hi,

I've been a reader of Overheard in New York and Overheard in the Office for some time (I even designed a logo for the latter; thanks for putting it up). But I have only one complaint. I hear strange things every day, but I'm not in New York and I don't have a job: I go to high school. I think it would be cool to have something like "Overheard in School" for some of us younger types.

I might even make such a site myself (if I could get your blessing for copying the idea), but I'd have trouble setting up the blogging software and I hate designing web pages (have a look at my site if you want to see how dull my design skills are). However, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for you to throw together a third site.

Jordon Kalilich
Deerfield Beach, Fla.

The reply:

Hey Jason,

Stay tuned!

Michael Malice
Editor

And my reply to him:

Hi Marty,

If you're going to give me credit, please do it correctly as Jordon (not Jason) Kalilich.

Cheers,
Jordon Kalilich

So, considering I haven't messed up my chances by making him mad, we should see Overheard in School sometime. I think I'll live vicariously through the site, should it come to exist. I'd like to see it become popular in schools around the world. But my biggest triumph would be to have it banned on the school computers, an honor that this site has not even achieved. I guess we'll have to stay tuned...

What do you eat for breakfast? This may sound like an odd question, but as they say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

In recent history, I ate Toaster Scrambles for several long periods. That is, until I got so sick of them that I was almost throwing up. Until I could choose a good cereal, I ate Pop-Tarts. I finally settled on Frosted Flakes, but it takes me forever to eat them and they've gotten kind of boring. Yesterday I had a Nutri-Grain bar, and I thought that was good, so maybe I'll have one with my cereal from now on.

But what do you eat for breakfast (if anything)? Do you drink coffee, milk, alcohol? Are you satisfied with your choices of breakfast? What would you do to make your breakfast better? Please post a comment and let the rest of us know.

Don't believe all of the stereotypes you may have heard about Americans. ... For example, although Americans tend to be louder and more boisterous than people from other cultures (especially at athletic events), many of the people you meet will be quiet and polite. ... Remember that American films and television exaggerate in order to generate excitement, and so present a rather distorted picture of what life in the United States is really like.

So goes this site featuring social customs and cultural differences of the United States. I know everyone hates us, but I had no idea that (according to the "Stereotypes" page) they think we're drunkards and racists; that we're extravagant, wasteful, boastful, arrogant, generous, ignorant of other countries and cultures, informal, insensitive, lazy, loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, rich, rude, snobbish, stingy, and disrespectful of authority; or that we think we know everything and think every country should imitate the US.

This is a good read for my fellow Americans to see how the world sees us.


2 comments

#1 by Daniel: Tue Aug 23, 2005 18:45 EST (UTC -5)

Peanut Butter Crunch! The only way to go! Though, at different times, I have had various flavors of pop-tarts, different cereals, and random breakfast bars.

#2 by -morrigu-: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:37 EST (UTC -5)

Cereal or oatmeal w/ raisins + lo-fat milk and [orange|apple|grapefruit|cranberry] juice most days, or toast with peanut butter or strawberry jam or marmelade, sometimes waffles or pancakes or eggs with bacon or sausage

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