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Wine-ing

Fri Jul 15, 2005 07:58 EST (UTC -5)

My parents like wine. I've always noticed that. They drink wine with dinner often. I see their wine glasses out, I see bottles all the time. That's understandable. But I've noticed several things appearing around the house. I swear these are all new.

'We will serve no wine before... Hey, it's time!'

My mom bought this mat while on vacation in the Florida Keys last month.

'Too many wines spoil the cook!'

I wouldn't trust my food to this guy. The picture seems to have been in place for no more than a week.

Wine rack thing

I don't know when this wine rack thing showed up, but it's new.

A knife and a fork and a bottle and...

My parents' cork collection. While not new in itself, the other day they brought it into view on a chalkboard they just bought (previously the corks sat in a drawer). They want to combine the two somehow and make it a corkboard.

With all this alcohol-related paraphernalia, it's a wonder I don't "fall down the stairs" every once in a while. (Just kidding!)

Calculators are an amazing tool, making possible such things as rapid, accurate mathematical calculations and spelling funny words when turning the calculator upside-down. Come on, who hasn't done that? Oðblgshezi is a "language" consisting only of the letters you can make with a calculator. Punch "1234567890" in a calculator and you get the name of the language ("ð" means "th"). I'd like to see somebody write a meaningful sentence in this calculator lingo.


5 comments

#1 by kevin: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:15 EST (UTC -5)

haha, that´s funny.
i like that ¨corkboard¨ though, it´s a new type of modern art lol.

#2 by Eric Moritz: Fri Jul 15, 2005 13:23 EST (UTC -5)

Yeah a little hot glue and you've got art.

#3 by Jeffrey Henning: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:32 EST (UTC -5)

HIS BLOG BOGGLES HIS SIS.

#4 by Brian Stanwyck: Fri Aug 05, 2005 16:02 EST (UTC -5)

You've gotten onto langmaker.com. Didn't know you were that famous O_o

#5 by Jordon: Fri Aug 05, 2005 17:14 EST (UTC -5)

Hey, how about that. My blurb and Jeffrey Henning's response were quoted.

Mmm, foot.

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