Rants, links, life, etc.

So I can kind of relax while I'm on vacation, I had Todd from the one and only chewbonkers.com take the reins for today's post. I will return on Saturday, June 25.

My Share of Rants:
Astrology books. Bought one today, and I regret it. Not only do they blab nonsense all over the place, they repeat it. That's right, repeat it.

"Leo's have a great sense of humour and are very theatrical."

"Capricorn's are most liked for their great amount of humour and are always basking in the spotlight."
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My Share of Links:
Hey, think twice before you make that Windows XP password. They can be bypassed.

Hey, and you can check out too how Windows has sucked before now!

Do you want to live at this hotel?
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My Share of Life:
I have decided that I need to be more flexible, strong, and more energetic. I had already tried to do my "FBI health checklist", but I need to move it up a notch. I've decided that I'm going to skip, run, bike, stretch, situp, pushup, and dumbell lift for 40 minutes each day together. Now that better work.
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How to make people think you're busy and famous online when you're not:

1) Take a couple weeks to respond to emails
2) State on your site that you get hundreds and hundreds of emails a day and it may take awhile to reply.
3) Make strict requirements about the content of the email and say that if they don't follow them, the people who sort your mail will delete them.
4) On instant messages, don't give instant replies. Wait a few minutes, then say you were busy with many other messages.
5) Say you require email notification that they are adding you on an instant messenger, or you will be screened out.
6) Say comments are closed for some posts because it is a 'controversial' post, and your many visitors may get outraged.
7) Have a forum on your site.
8) Have auto repliers for your email, saying that you have received it, and "please don't send it again."
9) Have an elaborate FAQ section and tell people to read it first before they email you.
10) Say your IP sometimes crashes you have so many instant messages, so please hold back your excitement.
11) Post model like pictures of you and say autographs by snailmail are still available.

Have fun. Hope you enjoyed my post.